Day 11 of my stay with Grandpa. Yesterday and today were pretty hot, a lot hotter than I’m used to. When we were in the prison courtyard, I used to be able to open the side door by myself, but Grandpa did something and now I can’t do it. I bit on the door thingie and tried to push but it didn’t work this time!!! Grandpa’s so controlling!

Speaking of prison, I really like Angel’s prison cell. It’s a lot more cozy than mine. In fact, I nap in her cell whenever I get the chance. It’s like super comfy and makes me sleepy!!!

Today, it was a war zone outside. There were birds everywhere, like hundreds. Sis and I barked incessantly but it didn’t seem to bother them. It was like a Hitchcock movie! Grandpa came out with a big giant stick and he was poking at the side of the penitentiary and all this mud started coming down. He kept doing it, and the birds kept flying around him. They would fly away, but then come back like an hour later and Grandpa would be at it again. I think Grandpa won the war, cuz by the evening the birds weren’t even coming back. They’re all over the neighbor’s house now – like hundreds of them. Good job, Grandpa!

Grandpa was eating a banana today. I was like, okay, we’ve been eating this mess hall food all the time, and now I’m seeing this delicious, juicy banana! I just stared at him and drooled and… he gave me a piece! Oh, it was sooooo goood. I went back to Angel’s cell and took a nap.

Grandpa keeps watching true crime dramas. I wanna see dogs, or animals, or even animated animals. C’mon. Get us something we can bark at! Angel’s with me on this. We really wa… Sorry, Amazon delivery person showed up. We really want something visually stimulating! Yes?

Well, it’s late now and we’re off to bed. Supposed to be much cooler tomorrow, so I completely expect an hour-long walk from Grandpa. And more treats, and more bananas. And fewer birds.