{"id":26,"date":"2026-05-30T03:59:17","date_gmt":"2026-05-30T03:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/?p=26"},"modified":"2026-05-30T03:59:17","modified_gmt":"2026-05-30T03:59:17","slug":"day-8-tastes-like-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/2026\/05\/30\/day-8-tastes-like-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 8 &#8211; Tastes Like Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Day 8 of my so-called staycation.\u00a0 Mom\u2019s being mean.\u00a0 Angel and I were just playing with my big red fidget spinner looking thingie and then mom came over and took it.\u00a0 Then she sat down with it under her chin and started licking her paws.\u00a0 Arrgh!\u00a0 Grandma would get mad at mom whenever she did that and tell her to leave it.\u00a0 But now, Grandma\u2019s not here, and Grandpa doesn\u2019t give a sh$t.\u00a0 Sometimes those Samoans can be indifferent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"329\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Bored.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27\" style=\"width:124px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Bored.png 329w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Bored-300x228.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 329px) 100vw, 329px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sis must\u2019ve learned something from Mom, cuz when Grandpa found the yellow ball, we were all playing with it and then Sis decided to just lay there with the ball under her chin while she licked her paws.\u00a0 I\u2019m like, WTF?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"295\" height=\"284\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Frustrated.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28\" style=\"width:123px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Grandpa came out to play with us in the prison yard.\u00a0 That\u2019s weird.\u00a0 Something\u2019s up.\u00a0 I found some grass around back.\u00a0 I think the grass tastes better h\u2026 BIRDS!!\u00a0 ORANGE MEN!\u00a0 C\u2019mon Grandpa, do something!\u00a0 \u00a0Meh.\u00a0 He\u2019s picking up our sh$t now.\u00a0\u00a0 Hey, what ever floats your boat, Dano.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"308\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Disappointed.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29\" style=\"width:114px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Disappointed.png 308w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Disappointed-300x258.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At supper time, I noticed that Sis didn\u2019t eat all her food.\u00a0 Grandpa wasn&#8217;t around, so I kinda snuck over there and at some.\u00a0 Grandpa caught me and got mad, but I think I got all of it.\u00a0 Yeah, I\u2019m thinking it tastes like chicken.\u00a0 Mom came over too and licked Sis\u2019s bowl.\u00a0 I\u2019m like\u2026 it\u2019s the same stuff you eat every day, Mom!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"314\" height=\"319\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Surprised.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-30\" style=\"width:112px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Surprised.png 314w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Surprised-295x300.png 295w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okay, time for bed. Another completely uneventful day, thanks to Guamanian Wonder Grandpa over there. At least he gives me a treat when I go to my cell, instead of some fava beans and a nice chianti.  Miss you, human Moms.  Hope you&#8217;re swimming with the fishes.  I mean, I hope you&#8217;re having fun six feet under water.  I mean&#8230; never mind.  I just need to go to bed.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"482\" height=\"412\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Sleepy.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23\" style=\"width:112px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Sleepy.png 482w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Sleepy-300x256.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 482px) 100vw, 482px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 8 of my so-called staycation.\u00a0 Mom\u2019s being mean.\u00a0 Angel and I were just playing with my big red fidget spinner looking thingie and then mom came over and took it.\u00a0 Then she sat down with it under her chin and started licking her paws.\u00a0 Arrgh!\u00a0 Grandma would get mad at mom whenever she did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/31"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}