{"id":13,"date":"2026-05-28T23:55:26","date_gmt":"2026-05-28T23:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/?p=13"},"modified":"2026-05-28T23:55:26","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T23:55:26","slug":"day-7-this-is-gitmo-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/2026\/05\/28\/day-7-this-is-gitmo-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 7 &#8211; This is Gitmo, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Day 7 of my stay with Mom, Sis, Grandma and Grandpa.\u00a0 Grandma just left on a trip.\u00a0 Now I can roam the kitchen whenever I want.\u00a0 In fact, I just passed the sink for like the 17<sup>th<\/sup> time and nobody did anything about it!\u00a0 Grandpa doesn\u2019t care, he just rubbed my head and called me a Biggy Boy for the 27th time.\u00a0 Aloha to you too, dude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"605\" height=\"492\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Confident.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14\" style=\"width:106px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Confident.png 605w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Confident-300x244.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mom, sister, and I hung out in the prison courtyard today.\u00a0 It was actually a really nice, breezy day.\u00a0 But these guys in orange suits kept walking by us.\u00a0 Of course, I had to heckle them.\u00a0 Angel heckled them too, cuz she saw that I was heckling them.\u00a0 Mom just stared at us and rolled her eyes.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"629\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Tricky-Dipper-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-22\" style=\"width:104px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Tricky-Dipper-1.png 629w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Tricky-Dipper-1-300x238.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 629px) 100vw, 629px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Speaking of prison and orange suits, what\u2019s up with the prison cells every night?\u00a0 Why do I have to stay in my cell every night?\u00a0 I don\u2019t have to do that at home.\u00a0 What\u2019s this supposed to be\u2026 Gitmo?\u00a0 At least my human moms give me a nice cuddly bed to sleep on.\u00a0 Grandpa\u2026 well, no, it&#8217;s cell block 1138 for me.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"609\" height=\"495\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Confused-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20\" style=\"width:100px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Confused-1.png 609w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Confused-1-300x244.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 609px) 100vw, 609px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do the other dogs get to walk down the street with their humans?\u00a0 Why am I in here all the time?\u00a0 And where\u2019s my water?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"501\" height=\"412\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Irritated-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21\" style=\"width:108px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Irritated-1.png 501w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Irritated-1-300x247.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moms, if you\u2019re out there\u2026 I miss you sooo much.\u00a0 Hope you\u2019re having a good time.\u00a0 I just hang around and pl   Sorry, that was Theo on TV.\u00a0 Where was I\u2026 Oh, yeah, I just hang out with my sister.\u00a0 Sometimes she wants to play, and other times she just walks off.\u00a0 Mom never wants to play.\u00a0 She just growls at me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"464\" src=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Happy.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19\" style=\"width:99px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Happy.png 526w, https:\/\/mallari.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Dipper-Happy-300x265.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s it for today.  More tomorrow.  G&#8217;Nite Mates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 7 of my stay with Mom, Sis, Grandma and Grandpa.\u00a0 Grandma just left on a trip.\u00a0 Now I can roam the kitchen whenever I want.\u00a0 In fact, I just passed the sink for like the 17th time and nobody did anything about it!\u00a0 Grandpa doesn\u2019t care, he just rubbed my head and called me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/25"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mallari.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}